Global Analysis of CDF High-pT Data Bruce Knuteson (MIT) Lacking any particularly compelling, predictive idea as to the form the first sign of new electroweak scale physics will take, data collected at the energy frontier are analyzed for discrepancies with respect to the Standard Model prediction. An improved solution is developed to the experimental challenge of systematically identifying such discrepancies, and understanding their cause as (1) a statistical fluctuation, (2) a mismodeling of the experimental apparatus, (3) a poor implementation of the Standard Model prediction, or (4) evidence of some new underlying physical process. A model-independent approach (Vista) considers the bulk features of the data, and systematizes the development of a correction model in a manner applicable to all high energy collider experiments. Other statistics (Sleuth) are developed to target regions in the data most motivated by existing theoretical prejudice. Exploring theoretical interpretations of observed discrepancies is the job of the experimental physicist, facilitated by a general model-building algorithm (Bard) and the ability to quickly test specific new hypotheses (Quaero). This talk will describe a global, systematic analysis of over 300 event types, over 16,000 event properties, and over 2 million individual events collected at the energy frontier using the CDF detector, representing the single most encompassing test of the particle physics Standard Model at the energy frontier to date.